1. Be a squirrel.
2. Chew hole in side of pumpkin.
3. Devour contents of entire pumpkin.
4. Move in.
A friend sent me some cute pics of a squirrel making a home in someone’s front porch pumpkin. I decided to Google the phenomenon and learned it’s apparently somewhat common. I have 3 uncarved home-grown pumpkins out front just begging for squirrel tenants!